Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
Snoop Dogg changes name to Snoop Lion. Drake not allowed to change his name bc his mom already wrote it on all his shirt tags.
#UpgradedRapperNames Eminem w/ Almonds
They’re just going to keep making Hobbit films until there are nipples on the suits.
Had dinner at Chick-fil-A, then I married a man. There was something about that sandwich….
Hobby is slang for “things I enjoy that aren’t sex and eating.”
McDonald’s sponsoring the Olympics is like Trojan promoting abstinence.
I can’t believe Apple is releasing Snoop Lion so soon after Mountain Lion
#UpgradedRapperNames Bath Salt n Peppa.
I am going to venture a guess that interest in water polo generally peaks during the Olympics.
Weight Watchers has the easiest gang hand sign.
The golf course’s WiFi signal is weak. #firstworldproblems
90% of the economy is just women giving each other useless gifts.
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