All Posts Tagged Tag: ‘Rebecca Black’

Analyzing “Chinese Food”, The New Hit Internet Song

What are the two best things in the world? Fridays and Chinese food, right? Well, Patrice Wilson, the man who wrote Rebecca Black’s “Friday” is back at it again with another hit internet song, this time, about Chinese food. The song is titled “Chinese Food” and is sung by Alison Gold, who is much like Rebecca Black, except with blonde …

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It’s Thanksgiving: Your Holiday-Themed Masterpiece from the Guy That Brought You Rebecca Black

Well, I thought this might be the new “Friday,” but it didn’t become as popular as I imagined it would. Now, on Friday, we have another candidate to be the next worst song ever. Where Rebecca Black sang her way through a typical Friday, getting dressed, having cereal, picking which seat to take in the car – Nicole Westbrook takes …

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Gnesa Wants You To Go a Little Bit Wilder, Channels She Who Must Not Be Named

Young girls having viral success for songs that you simply have no words for; it’s as American as watching a cat eat an apple pie (the remixed version) on YouTube. Just in case you’ve forgotten that anyone can be a star thanks to the powers of online video and social media, may I present to you the latest viral sensation, …

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Rebecca Black Supports Mexican Presidential Candidate Enrique Peña Nieto

Rebecca Black, the dodgy Internet pop sensation that everyone loves to hate, has decided to bring her support to Mexican presidential candidate Enrique Peña Nieto. Confused? Don’t be. According to the Los Angeles Times, Black is half-Mexican, which means she’s qualified to endorse the man on his political quest to lead the nation. Okay, you’re free to be as confused …

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“Friday” Producer Gets “Happy” With Official Sequel To Rebecca Black “Hit”

Well, at least Patrice Wilson has a sense of humor about the whole “Friday” cultural brainfart. The only problem is that his sense of humor has led him to record another terrible song. Oh well, it’s Friday – which means that by Saturday morning you’ll be H-A-P-P-Y. Or something like that. You remember Patrice Wilson, right? He’s the guy who …

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8 Year Old Hardcore Girl > Rebecca Black

If Rebecca Black’s first video had this much effort, class, and style, it’s doubtful she’d be the laughing stock of the YouTube nation. Sure, Black took that attention, both the negative and positive, and capitalized off of it, but she’s still something of a punchline instead of a respected artist. I doubt the same will be true for Juliet, the …

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