If you’re still looking for definitive proof that the internet can make anyone famous, meet Ernie Brown Jr, a.k.a. – The Turtleman. He’s from Lebanon, KY, and has gone from a backwoods turtle wrangler, to internet sensation, to getting his …

Seriously, the market’s screwy right now. That 38-pound turkey that was offed behind Sarah Palin only sold on eBay for $225, half of which went to local veterans. Scarlett Johansson’s snot rag? Current bid is over $2,100.