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Porn Hankering Foils Church Computer Thief Porn Hankering Foils Church Computer Thief
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In just face it, most people use their computers mainly to watch porn news, an Owasso, Oklahoma man has been arrested after reportedly stealing a computer from the Owasso First Assembly of God church. That, in and of itself, isn’t …

Colbert: Daft Punk Cancellation Prompts Epic Get Lucky Dance Party Colbert: Daft Punk Cancellation Prompts Epic Get Lucky Dance Party

It’s that time again – StePhest Colbchella time. That magical time of year when The Colbert Report gets a bit more musical. And what a lineup for the 2013 network TV music fest. Daft Punk! Hell yeah, Daft Punk on …

Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical Is Precisely As Awesome As It Sounds Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical Is Precisely As Awesome As It Sounds

As you probably know, it’s now only 6 days until the premiere of Breaking Bad. That means that in about 9 weeks, we will know the final fate of Walt, Jesse, Hank, and all of the other Breaking Bad characters …

Here’s What Happens When You Park Like a Jerk Here’s What Happens When You Park Like a Jerk
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Instead of keying his car or something like that, one YouTuber decided that the best (non-violent) way to deal with a habitually awful parker was to block in his driver-side door with his own car. This is a great tactic …

Grumpy Cat Gets Its Own Iced Coffee Drink, a Grumppuccino Grumpy Cat Gets Its Own Iced Coffee Drink, a Grumppuccino

If you’re looking to start your day with an iced coffee drink more pessimistic than you are before you’ve had your iced coffee drink, may I suggest a new product that’s set to go on sale August 7th. It’s called …

Thug Notes Tackles Catcher in the Rye and the World of Fake-Ass Adults Thug Notes Tackles Catcher in the Rye and the World of Fake-Ass Adults

Continuing his quest to become the best classic literature discussion channel on YouTube, Sparky Sweets (PhD) has taken on J.D. Salinger’s The Catcher in the Rye in the latest installment of Thug Notes. “So when Holden preaching about the glass …

Spotify Launches New Comedy App with Curated Playlists Spotify Launches New Comedy App with Curated Playlists

Spotify may not be best known for its comedy content, but the service actually has a pretty good selection. It appears that they want you to know that – and they also want to make it easier to surface. With …

Man Fulfills Odd eBay Request for Pics of Wife’s Feet Man Fulfills Odd eBay Request for Pics of Wife’s Feet

Today, the internet has one truly disappointed foot fetishist. Redditor Ferenginar’s wife decided to sell a pair of shoes on eBay, only to be hounded by one potential buyer’s odd requests for photos of her wearing said shoes. “Would you …

Laugh with SNL Actors As They Break Character [VIDEO] Laugh with SNL Actors As They Break Character [VIDEO]

Sometimes, the bit itself isn’t quite as funny as seeing a funny person laugh at another funny person or laugh at themselves. It’s infectious. If something is so hilarious that the actors themselves can’t contain their laughter, you know it’s …

Watch Aaron Paul Call a Bunch of Twitter Users Bitch Watch Aaron Paul Call a Bunch of Twitter Users Bitch

It’s Friday, and some of you may be struggling to make it through the final hours of the work week. I’m about to help you out. Here’s Aaron Paul (aka Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad) responding to some Twitter users’ …

Golfer Smashes $80,000 ESPN Camera with Errant Shot at British Open Golfer Smashes $80,000 ESPN Camera with Errant Shot at British Open

I’m actually surprised that this doesn’t happen more often – especially considering the choppy conditions that a tournament like the British Open is known for. But anyway, it happened. A professional golfer shattered a super-expensive HD camera with a shot …

This Bachelor Party Bungee Jump Prank Is Simply Spectacular This Bachelor Party Bungee Jump Prank Is Simply Spectacular

I guess there’s no real set-in-stone guide to throwing a bachelor party. Some men force glittered women on their groom-to-be buddies, others force copious amounts of alcohol. Most of the time it’s a combination of these things. I guess some …

NFL Films Parody Teaches How Not to Kill People NFL Films Parody Teaches How Not to Kill People

In light of recent developments, the video you are about to see may help some wayward NFL rookie find his way in the league. There are a lot of things that a rook needs to know, but one skill set …

A Guy Ran Onto the Field at the All-Star Game Because He Got 1,000 Retweets A Guy Ran Onto the Field at the All-Star Game Because He Got 1,000 Retweets
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This is Twitter user @MasoneDylan: (image) This is Twitter user @MasonDylan promising to run across the field at Tuesday night’s MLB All-Star game if he gets 1,000 retweets: 1000 RT's and ill run across the field.. #ASG #CitiField — dyl …

A World Without Smartphones Apparently Means The Return Of Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots A World Without Smartphones Apparently Means The Return Of Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots

I absolutely adore my smartphone. It seems that many of you do too. In fact, I find it hard to imagine a world without smartphones despite having lived most of my life without one. That’s how powerful of an impression …

Ever Thought About How Scary That Universal Studios Intro Really Is? Ever Thought About How Scary That Universal Studios Intro Really Is?

When you pop in a movie and see that Universal Studios opening – you know, the one with the giant logo slowly encompassing the Earth – did you ever stop and think just how terrifying it must have been to …

James Franco Is the Next Comedy Central Roast Victim James Franco Is the Next Comedy Central Roast Victim

Comedy Central has just announced that actor James Franco will be the next victim for their Comedy Central Roast series. The roast will take place in August and will debut on Comedy Central on Labor Day. “If only James Franco …

Here’s 18 Minutes of 2013′s Best YouTube Fails Here’s 18 Minutes of 2013′s Best YouTube Fails
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2013 is a little more than halfway over, and that means that idiots have had over 6 months to fail, record themselves failing, and post their videos of themselves failing on YouTube. There’s simply nothing like watching people bust their …

The Samsung Apex Is Set to Blow the Competition Out of the Water The Samsung Apex Is Set to Blow the Competition Out of the Water

NSFW In consumer tech nowadays it’s all about one-upping the last guy – making a product that can do more, and do it better and faster. The Onion has a pretty great take on the innovation race – a new …

‘Google Blockbuster’ Algorithm Revealed (On Conan) ‘Google Blockbuster’ Algorithm Revealed (On Conan)
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Google recently put out a whitepaper claiming that Google searches can predict box office totals with 94% accuracy. The paper describes how Google arrives at its results by observing searches for a movie’s trailer, then combining it with the movie’s …

1984, As Explained by Thug Notes’ Sparky Sweets, PhD 1984, As Explained by Thug Notes’ Sparky Sweets, PhD

Sparky Sweets, PhD, is back you guys. As promised, the latest round of Thug Notes (Classic literature, original gangster) tackles George Orwell’s seminal classic 1984. “Yo, you know what else is wack? As the party recreates reality, eventually all your …