This Awesome Pro-Internet Troll Song Is Untrollable

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In the interweb realm, so many people get so much credit each and every day. I'm talking about the girl who starts on online petition and ends up affecting real change, or the guy who uploads a stunning cover of a popular song to YouTube, shattering our misconceptions. What about the guy who makes a breathtakingly insightful post on some social media channel - everybody lauds him for his work.

But there are plenty of people out there online that work just as hard will much less recognition. In fact, few if any respect the dedication that it takes to scour the YouTubes and the Facebooks and the reddits hour by hour, day by day in a frantic search to find hot-headed, gullible people to piss off.

Of course, I'm talking about the trolls - God bless 'em.

Courtesy of Clever Pie comes this delightful tribute to all the sexually aggressive, racist, homophobe, misogynistic, cowardly, illitterate, wastes of human skin out there. It's called "Thank You Hater!"

And it's a stanza like this that makes this one of our favorite virals we've seen in a while:

You wished me cancer and misspelled "cancer"
But I know that it's a metaphor. You hope that I will grow,
Just like the tumour you hoped would kill me
Inside the tits on which you said you'd also like a go.

Check it out below (NSFW, obviously):

[h/t The Next Web]
Josh Wolford
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