Miranda Lambert Replaces Blake Shelton With Unicorns

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Miranda Lambert celebrated her 32nd birthday earlier this week–the first since her marriage to Blake Shelton ended. The "Little Red Wagon" singer appeared to live it up on her birthday just the same, however. And she seems to have replaced Blake--with unicorns.

Unicorns are legendary animals--horse-like creatures with large, pointed, spiraling horns projecting from their forehead. Girls who love unicorns often picture those horns as pink or purple appendages.

Miranda Lambert rode one on her birthday.

“Never too old to ride a unicorn…? And thank God for friends that spend the day with you painting your pony! #32tomorrow #bday #unicornsarereal #sophie #gypsyvanner #glitter #reallifelisafrank,” she captioned the photo to prove it.

Then she got a unicorn tattoo.

“The morning after…#bday #willthiswashoff,” she captioned the photo of her new unicorn tattoo.

What's a birthday girl to do when her husband divorced her and no one is buying her any bling? Miranda Lambert doesn't need a man to buy her bling. She bought it for herself to fill a brand new piercing.

“Diamonds are a girls best friend! #2isbetterthan1 #piercing #32today #bday,” she wrote.

Yes, it sounds like bling and unicorns have definitely replaced Blake Shelton in Miranda Lambert's life.

Miranda Lambert is clearly doing her best to make herself happy. It was certainly a sudden blow to learn Blake Shelton and his fellow coach on The Voice–Gwen Stefani–are officially dating.

There's been no word yet on Miranda Lambert entering the dating field. For now she’s surrounding herself with love as best she can–in the form of unicorns and diamonds.

And that's really not so bad--is it?

Kimberly Ripley
Kimberly Ripley is a freelance writer and published author from Portsmouth, New Hampshire. A wife, mom of five and 'Nana' to Lilly and Aiden, she loves cooking for her big family and watching HGTV in her spare time. Kim is guilty of starting way more home design projects than she can finish. Visit her at Twitter and Facebook.