Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we see a high volume of tweets regarding a Kardashian’s big news and well as last night’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. We also learn why redheads are glad to see November go.
I’m leaving my Ferrari unlocked on the street with the keys in it. Some idiot is about to have the best and worst day of his life.
A spider bites Peter Parker and he gets super powers. Bees sting Macaulay Culkin and he dies. You win some you lose some I guess.
When will someone build a piano that isn’t inherently racist?
I don’t go to the mailbox because that’s where the Responsibility Monster lives.
I think it would be cool if everyone who calls themselves a “social media guru” were turned into food.
I’m going to be so disgusted at Herman Cain for having a 13-year affair while being married right after I’m done being completely impressed.
What do you guys have on your waterboarding playlists besides Maroon 5?
Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant and I twirled in my chair 8 times without using my feet. I’ll let y’all guess what I’m more excited about.
Those reindeer were real tools to Rudolph.
Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, which is good because Kim lost interest in her first nephew after 72 days.
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Duke has good basketball players not great athletes means not a lot of black guys on the team.
Yay! Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with another reality show!