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JPMorgan Scraps Twitter Q&A Over Fiscal Furor JPMorgan Scraps Twitter Q&A Over Fiscal Furor

It was a brief idea that lasted all of nine glorious hours: the vice-chairman of US corporate banking giant JPMorgan, Jimmy Lee, announced he would be taking over the @jpmorgan Twitter feed at 1pm today. By last night, however, major …

Man Posts Craigslist Ad Seeking Rape of 11-Year-Old Relative Man Posts Craigslist Ad Seeking Rape of 11-Year-Old Relative

People use Craigslist for some pretty strange stuff – and a lot of it, while odd and at times off-putting, usually winds up being pretty funny. This isn’t. This is probably one of the worst things I’ve ever heard – …

Woman Named Cowit Hit a Bunch of Cows While Texting and Driving Woman Named Cowit Hit a Bunch of Cows While Texting and Driving
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In you-couldn’t-possibly-make-up-if-you-tried news, a woman named Daisy Cowit has been charged with a handful of crimes after plowing into a bunch of cattle in Orange County, New York. According to witnesses and police, Cowit was texting and driving when the …

Skydiver Planes Collide; Everyone Jumps to Safety

It was supposed to be an exciting weekend until everything went terrifyingly wrong in a split second for two planes, each full of excited skydivers. CNN reports that those two planes endured a mid-air collision, but everyone on both planes …

Bullet Hits Smartphone, Saves Gas Station Clerk’s Life Bullet Hits Smartphone, Saves Gas Station Clerk’s Life
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A Winter Garden, Florida gas station clerk was shot in the abdomen on Monday morning, and today he is alive after only sustaining minor injuries. He can almost certainly give all the credit for that amazing turn to the fact …

Man Saves Family From Fire, Goes Back For Beer
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Meet Walter Serpit, a man who can’t resist Bud Light’s crisp, clean, refreshing taste. WTVM reported that last Thursday afternoon on 43rd St. in Columbus, Georgia, Serpit was sitting in his living room with six adults and two children when …

Halloween Costumes That May Land You in Hot Water

The cold is setting in, hot chocolate is brewing and seducing with its aroma, and pumpkins are being carved for a little pagan festival called Halloween. For some, it’s a time where one stays curled up on their couch in a big …

Faking a School Shooting Alert Is an Awfully Dumb Way to Get People to Use Your New Social Network Faking a School Shooting Alert Is an Awfully Dumb Way to Get People to Use Your New Social Network
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Today, we all gather to nominate Bevii and this terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad idea into the Dumb Idea Hall-of-Fame. In order to promote their new startup social network, the University of North Carolina students behind Bevii decided to create …

300LB Probation Officer Kills Jack Russell Terrier
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  In one corner you have Antoine Jones; he’s a six-foot tall, 300lb probation officer armed with a handgun. In the other corner, you have Patches; she’s a two-year-old, 12lb Jack Russell Terrier. According to FOX 31, on Monday, October …

911 Operator Laughs at a Woman on Fire [AUDIO]
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Imagine that an accident left your car and girlfriend on fire–pretty horrifying, right? Well, apparently it’s more of a laughing matter than anything to a 911 operator who got such a call. After Arizona resident Lalo Delgado called 911 to …

Comedian Punches Reporter in the Face After Some Twitter Criticism Comedian Punches Reporter in the Face After Some Twitter Criticism

To be a standup comedian, one would think that you would have to have a pretty thick skin. Between hecklers, critics, and the occasional drunk audience member, you’re going to take some abuse. Apparently, comedian Dan Nainan doesn’t care too …

Protip: Knocking Boots While Driving Is Not All That Safe [Kind Of NSFW]
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Driving is an incredibly complex task that requires the full attention of the one behind the wheel. That’s why state governments are telling people that those texts from your BFF can wait. There are some things that apparently just can’t …

Rashad Johnson Tweets Picture Of Finger Injury [Graphic]

On Sunday, Arizona Cardinals safety Rashad Johnson suffered a gruesome injury against the Saints, losing part of his finger. According to reports, he didn’t even know it happened until he took off his glove and the tip of his finger …

Twitter Is Begging Arizona Cardinals Safety Rashad Johnson To Tweet A Picture Of His Finger Injury Twitter Is Begging Arizona Cardinals Safety Rashad Johnson To Tweet A Picture Of His Finger Injury

Arizona Cardinals Safety Rashad Johnson suffered a gruesome injury in the game against the Saints on Sunday. He lost the top of his left middle finger. The story goes that he only discovered the injury when he took his glove …

Mom Publicly Shames 11-Year-Old Daughter for Twerking at a School Dance
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The only thing more embarrassing than the thought of an 11-year-old girl twerking on some guy at a school dance is the embarrassment of having to stand on a street corner holding a twerk-shaming sign. In damn you Miley, look …

“Beardo and Dreads”: New Videobomb Sensations

They’ve been dubbed “Beardo and Dreads.” The modern day dumb and dumber, or whatever you’d like to call them… Who are these two creepers showing up on televisions nationwide? These two have taken photo-bombing to a whole other level: Video-bombing. …

Andes Man: Survived on Rats, Raisins for 4 Months
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In a wonderfully inspiring story of survival, a motorcyclist from Uruguay got lost in the Andes Mountain snowstorms during the South American winter for over four months. Discovered by Argentine officials who choppered over 9,000 feet above sea level to …

Kenneth Cole Was Just “Provoking Dialogue” with Syria Tweet Kenneth Cole Was Just “Provoking Dialogue” with Syria Tweet

While the internet chastised designer Kenneth Cole yesterday for “mocking war to sell shoes,” the man himself says that he was only provoking discussion using his platform. Things are screwed up in Syria, and that’s the understatement of the year. …

Guy Films Himself Being Struck by Lightning [VIDEO]
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Since the advent of YouTube, we’ve seen more and more regular people documenting insane weather – from tornados and hurricanes, to epic flooding and crazy lightning. It’s pretty cool that everyone has a camera on them at all times now, …

Kenneth Cole Is Tweeting Insensitive Things Again, This Time Making a Bad Syria Joke Kenneth Cole Is Tweeting Insensitive Things Again, This Time Making a Bad Syria Joke
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So, Kenneth Cole is once again saying some crap on Twitter that’s making people upset. The 59-year-old fashion designer is making light of the current situation in Syria and the United States’ potential involvement by using a common phrase, “boots …

With #ToiletBaby, the Hashtag Has Officially Jumped the Shark and Nancy Grace Is Our Water-Skiing Fonzie With #ToiletBaby, the Hashtag Has Officially Jumped the Shark and Nancy Grace Is Our Water-Skiing Fonzie

You could argue that the hashtag jumped the shark when social media users began using it not to categorize or clarify, but instead to simply say something that they should have just said in the actual message. #IDontwanttogotoclass, #massivesunburnonmyface, and …