All Posts Tagged Tag: ‘South Dakota’

South Dakota Yanks ‘Don’t Jerk and Drive’ Campaign

In of course the higher-ups are going to ruin a good thing news, a South Dakota highway safety campaign has been yanked after it went viral last week. As you may have heard, the South Dakota Office of Highway Safety decided to go full double-entendre with their new winter weather safe driving campaign, #DontJerkAndDrive. Jerking isn’t a joke, they said, …

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South Dakota Wants to Make Sure You Don’t Jerk and Drive

Either nobody at the South Dakota Office of Highway Safety is paying attention, or everybody there is really, really great. Simply top notch. This winter, if you feel your automobile begin to lose its grip on the road during icy conditions, the state of South Dakota wants to make sure you don’t jerk it. Jerking isn’t a joke, they say. …

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Two-Year-Old Hostage Situation Ends Peacefully

These days, it seems all too common to hear stories of situations involving police which end tragically, oftentimes with innocent people being caught in collateral damage. There are those rare circumstances, though, when the news reports on the good deeds of police officers, bringing credence to the idea that not all law enforcement officers are power-hungry and incompetent. One such …

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Megyn Kelly Tells Candidate She Lost Senate Primary On National Television

Megyn Kelly was prepared to interview Annette Bosworth about her campaign on the night of the GOP primary in South Dakota. Instead, the news anchor had to break some bad news to Bosworth on national television. Media Bistro reports that Kelly had Bosworth on her Fox News show – the Kelly File – to discuss the candidate’s GOP primary campaign. …

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State Rep Posts Impassioned Plea Against Butt Sex, Wants Doctors to Oppose Gay Marriage for Medical Reasons

The great state of South Dakota, which has had a legal ban on same-sex marriage since 1996 and a constitutional amendment against it since 2006, is about to face its first legal challenge. And before the case hits the court, one state rep is urging the medical community to speak out against the dangers of… Anal sex? Yes, Pastor and …

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1971 Disappearance Of Two Teenage Girls May Have Finally Been Solved

The 1971 disappearance of two teenage girls from Vermillion, South Dakota hasn’t been on the public radar for more than 40 years. After all, even the families of the two girls would have given up after not hearing anything for more than four decades. Now those same family members may be able to find closure if remains found this month …

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Monster Chicken Dinosaurs Were Real

What do you get when you cross Randy Macho Man Savage, Beyoncé’s thighs, a wild chicken, and the unimaginable face of pure excitement from the bowels of hell? Why, you’d get the “chicken from hell”, a newly identified feathered dinosaur species found in North America. Roaming around the Cretaceous era 66 million years ago peaks the ugly head of Anzu …

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Joan Jett Wasn’t South Dakota’s Choice, Was Macy’s

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts are scheduled to appear on South Dakota’s float in the the annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. But, not everyone is happy about it, in fact, the ranchers of South Dakota’s livestock industry are a little perturbed at the choice, according to CBS. Joan Jett is an outspoken Vegan, as well as an ardent supporter of …

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South Dakota Blizzard Devastates Livestock

South Dakota has recently experienced a horrible blizzard, which is affecting the cattle and many farmers in the state. While much of the country is still having summer or early fall-like temperatures, South Dakota has been hit early with the nasty weather that usually does not come for another couple months. Tens of thousands of cattle have been found dead, …

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South Dakota Cattle: Thousands Killed in Snow Storm

We all know how temperamental Mother Nature can be, especially during the transition period from one season to another. What we didn’t know, though, was that Mother Nature was colluding with the Republicans and Tea Partiers during the government shutdown. Earlier this month, a devastating snow storm hit parts of South Dakota. Up to 4 feet of snow fell in …

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