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Steve Buscemi, Werther’s Original, and the Lottery Steve Buscemi, Werther’s Original, and the Lottery
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Bill O’Reilly Attempts to Explain Gangnam Style’s Popularity Bill O’Reilly Attempts to Explain Gangnam Style’s Popularity
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If you have been waiting patiently for Bill O’Reilly and his frequent guest Dr. Keith Ablow to focus their mind lasers on viral megahit “Gangnam Style,” today is your lucky day. Working off the news that the PSY song recently …

If You Posted That Stupid Facebook Copyright Status, You Deserve This Sarcastic Remonstration If You Posted That Stupid Facebook Copyright Status, You Deserve This Sarcastic Remonstration

By now, you’re probably aware that you can’t copyright your content with a Facebook status and you probably think that everyone who thinks so is the dumbest person you’ve ever known. But if you happen to have a friend who …

Podcasts, Lindsay Lohan, and Cyber Monday Podcasts, Lindsay Lohan, and Cyber Monday

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Guy Fakes Mexican Accent for an Entire College Semester, Wins Troll Points Guy Fakes Mexican Accent for an Entire College Semester, Wins Troll Points
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I think I took Speech 101 back in college. You probably did too. It’s the kind of class that’s required by many majors at most universities – the kind of class that you probably bemoan waking up for every morning, …

Imagine Your Bros with Pet Personalities [VIDEO] Imagine Your Bros with Pet Personalities [VIDEO]

Sorry people of the internet, but cats are jerks. I know, I know, YOUR cat is affectionate – but in all honesty most cats don’t really need you and they don’t pretend otherwise.* Dogs, on the other hand, are terribly …

Alexander Graham Bell, Home Alone, and Black Friday Alexander Graham Bell, Home Alone, and Black Friday

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

iPhone Charger Cords, Black Friday, and Nicolas Cage iPhone Charger Cords, Black Friday, and Nicolas Cage
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Answer Random People’s Twitter Questions with “You Asked It” Tool Answer Random People’s Twitter Questions with “You Asked It” Tool
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When my anti-Twitter friend finally joined the service, I expected that it would only take a few days for him to see why we love it. But after a week, he’d already deleted his account, saying it simply wasn’t for …

Warheads Pack a Punch for Both Young and Old Warheads Pack a Punch for Both Young and Old

It’s always fun to watch a completely unsuspecting person, young or old, eat a super-sour piece of candy like a WarHead. That initial “oh my god what have I done” look morphs into a “I’ll ride this out” look, and …

Val Kilmer, Twinkies, and Secession Val Kilmer, Twinkies, and Secession

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Third-Grader Is Really Pissed That Obama Won Third-Grader Is Really Pissed That Obama Won
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Earlier this week, we checked up on the “Bronco Bama” girl, a four-year-old that previously went viral by lamenting the seemingly endless cycle of political bickering leading up to the Presidential election. We noted that she seemed happy that President …

Melbourne Metro’s “Dumb Ways to Die” Campaign Is Rather Brilliant Melbourne Metro’s “Dumb Ways to Die” Campaign Is Rather Brilliant
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Trains are dangerous things. And if you’re not careful around them, you could end up dying in the dumbest way possible. That’s the message behind a new viral ad campaign for Melbourne, Australia’s Metro Trains. They’ve tapped a local artist …

50 Shades of Grey in 50 Famous Voices [VIDEO] 50 Shades of Grey in 50 Famous Voices [VIDEO]

We’ve heard masturbatory mega-hit Fifty Shade of Grey read by Duke Nukem, Zach Galifianakis and Will Ferrell, and Morgan Freeman (kind of). Now, hear it read by fifty famous voices. “Internet Voiceman” Brock Baker presents “Fifty Impressions of Grey” [NSFW]: …

Here’s a New Argument for Gay Marriage [VIDEO] Here’s a New Argument for Gay Marriage [VIDEO]
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As the country takes baby steps toward legalizing gay marriage, various (ripped) gay men have a message for those who would oppose it: Fine, but we’re going to move in on your turf. It’s as interesting an argument for gay …

Freedom, Lindsay Lohan, and Abandonment Issues Freedom, Lindsay Lohan, and Abandonment Issues

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Man Caves, Florida, and Zombie Cucumbers Man Caves, Florida, and Zombie Cucumbers

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

President Obama Does Gangnam Style with a T-Rex in NMA’s Election Animation President Obama Does Gangnam Style with a T-Rex in NMA’s Election Animation
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You knew it was coming. No major world event is ever really complete without a breakdown from our favorite Taiwanese animators. NMA has just released their take on the 2012 Presidential Election, and it lives up to their delightfully odd …

Pitbulls, the Disney Channel, and the Election Pitbulls, the Disney Channel, and the Election

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Yes, You Really Are Racist Says This Twitter Account Yes, You Really Are Racist Says This Twitter Account
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Here’s a new parody Twitter account to follow. People say a lot of interesting things on Twitter. It’s a public forum where any individual is only a few thumb-clicks away from releasing whatever brain diarrhea they happen to form in …

Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza: 50+ Years of Misheard Lyrics, Live Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza: 50+ Years of Misheard Lyrics, Live

This one is dedicated to the folks out there who sing loud and proud, even if they have no idea what they’re actually singing or if it is at all consistent with reality. Here are some classic misheard lyrics, with …