All Posts Tagged Tag: ‘funny’

Texting Driver Runs into a Bunch of Crap. Literally.

Texting while driving is pretty stupid. As is eating a sloppy burger while driving, or putting on mascara while driving. Basically, when you’re driving – you should drive. Distracted driving has always been an issue, but it has definitely vaulted its position from issue to all-out safety hazard now that everyone has a mobile phone in their pocket. Recent studies …

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Mike Tyson Plays Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out, Finally Beats Glass Joe

Mike Tyson recently say down in the FOX Sports 1 green room and played Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out, the NES game responsible for quite a bit of my childhood controller-throwing. FOX Sports would have you believe that it’s his first time ever playing the game. But is it really? Well, last month he suggested that he played his own game in …

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That Time LeBron James Got a Wrong-Way Police Escort to a Jay-Z Show and Bragged About It on Instagram

Being the King sure has its advantages. The Miami-Dade Police Department has admitted that a few of their officers helped escort a traffic-weary LeBron James to a Jay-Z/Justin Timberlake concert last Friday night. “Upon further investigation, it has been confirmed that the Miami-Dade Police Department did facilitate Mr. James from one intersection to another in the adjacent area of the …

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Google Street View Driver Detained by Thai Villagers, Made to Swear Benevolence on Buddha Statue

Google’s Street View seems to always be in the news – but mostly for the bizarre things that it captures on camera. We’re talking some dude with a lampshade on his head, a messy breakup, people doin’ it, and quite possibly the gates of hell. This time, it’s a Google Street View car (and driver) itself that’s wrapped up in …

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‘Gates’ Proves Steve Jobs Isn’t the Only One Who Deserves a Blockbuster Biopic

Tomorrow brings the wide release of Jobs, the Ashton Kutcher-led Steve Jobs biopic. And some time next year, we’ll get another Steve Jobs biopic – one penned by Aaron Sorkin based on the bestselling biography by Walter Isaacson. But why is Steve Jobs getting all the love? I mean, besides the fact that he’s recently deceased. What about another important …

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Kevin Spacey Defends House of Cards’ Emmy Noms on the Colbert Report

Kevin Spacey appeared on The Colbert Report last night, and the two spent most of the time talking about Spacey’s popular Netflix original series House of Cards. Colbert grilled Spacey on how the show could be up for an Emmy, considering it’s not really a TV show. “Nominated for 9 Emmys,” said Colbert. “Ok, I got a beef about this …

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Guy Tweets About Buying Pot, Gets Retweeted by Police, and Is Promptly Fired

A Toronto man has been fired from his job after York Regional Police retweeted his request for someone to bring him some pot at work. The tweet, from (former) Mr. Lube employee Sunith Baheerathan, asked for “any dealers in Vaughan wanna make a 20sac chop? Come to…Mr Lube, need a spliff.” Some amazing social media manager for the York police …

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Not Enough Ryan Gosling on Your Screen? Goslingize Any Web Page with a New Chrome Extension

If your favorite websites feel like they are lacking a certain Goslingness, fear not. There’s a new Chrome extension that can help. It’s called Hey Girl, and it performs a simple task. When activated, it will turn every image on any page into a photo of Ryan Gosling. Inspired by the ubiquitous Ryan Gosling Hey Girl meme, this extension is …

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Drunk Driver Does Not Give a Damn, Dances for Cops

Don’t drink and drive. Just don’t do it. But if you’ve already made the bad decision and have been caught by the police, I guess you might as well go down with funky dance moves, boasting about cougars, and some simulated motorboating. Dale Bentley of Gahanna, Ohio will go down in internet infamy as that dancing DUI guy. Sorry, Dale. …

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Here’s 11 Minutes of 2013’s Funniest (and Dumbest) Vines

Some internet hero put together an 11 minute-long compilation of the best Vines of 2013 – which would also be the best Vines of all time, since the service didn’t debut until late January. As you’re probably aware, Vines are only 6 seconds – maximum. So that means that this Vine compilation features quite a few Vines – some hilarious, …

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Porn Hankering Foils Church Computer Thief

In just face it, most people use their computers mainly to watch porn news, an Owasso, Oklahoma man has been arrested after reportedly stealing a computer from the Owasso First Assembly of God church. That, in and of itself, isn’t very funny. But oh man, the rest of the story is. As KRMG reports, an employee at the church contacted …

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Colbert: Daft Punk Cancellation Prompts Epic Get Lucky Dance Party

It’s that time again – StePhest Colbchella time. That magical time of year when The Colbert Report gets a bit more musical. And what a lineup for the 2013 network TV music fest. Daft Punk! Hell yeah, Daft Punk on Colbert! “That’s right folks. French electro-pop mega-stars Daft Punk, the artist behind the hit “Get Lucky” on The Colbert Report…was …

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