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Zooey Deschanel Asks Siri the Tough Questions

May 23, 2012

After this ridiculous Apple commercial, in which Zooey Deschanel asks Siri ‘Is that rain?’ when you can clearly hear rain in the background, a parody Twitter account arose to make fun of it. Is this really all Siri is good for? Asking if it’s raining when all you have to do is look out a window. Thanks, Apple. I’ll keep my $500.

Siri: “Well, it sounds like rain and looks like rain. It’s probably rain.”

Deschanel: “Rain is really neat. I wish I was a flower so I wouldn’t have to put on real shoes. Then bees would tickle my nose. Tee-Hee. I’m mad at you, rain. Just kidding. Let’s dance and eat soup together.”

Zooey’s quirky personae she has developed for herself borders on idiocy. Either that, or it really is her personality and she really is an idiot. Either way it’s only natural that a Twitter account would be created to make fun of this particularly hair-brained version of her.

Fake Twitter accounts are created all the time to poke fun at pop culture. In this one, Zooey asks Siri an endless amount of stupid questions. Like Zooey herself, they seem at first humorously idiosyncratic. Then, as one reads on, one realizes that Zooey has probably really asked Siri these questions, and has become nothing more than a parody of the roles she plays on TV and film. Which makes this parody account, a parody of a parody.

Anyway, here are some of our favorites. Try to read them aloud in a dreamy, “gosh, I’m silly” kind of voice for the full effect.

Follow @ZooeySiri (image) Zooey Asks Siri
@ZooeySiri
Siri, is there any way for me to grow an old timey moustache?
1 hour ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
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Follow @ZooeySiri (image) Zooey Asks Siri
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Siri, could I buy a helium inhaler?
23 hours ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
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Follow @ZooeySiri (image) Zooey Asks Siri
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Siri, where can I find chicken fried almonds?
1 day ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
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Follow @ZooeySiri (image) Zooey Asks Siri
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Siri, should I get life insurance for my iPhone?
1 day ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
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Follow @ZooeySiri (image) Zooey Asks Siri
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Siri, do they make a remote control for turning pages in a book?
1 day ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
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Follow @ZooeySiri (image) Zooey Asks Siri
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Siri, do ghosts believe in aliens?
1 day ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
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Follow @ZooeySiri (image) Zooey Asks Siri
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Siri, do you think animals gossip?
2 days ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
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Follow @ZooeySiri (image) Zooey Asks Siri
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Siri, do you think conditioning air is oppressive?
2 days ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
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Follow @ZooeySiri (image) Zooey Asks Siri
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Siri, how can I make overalls cool again?
3 days ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
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Follow @ZooeySiri (image) Zooey Asks Siri
@ZooeySiri
Siri, do trees get to pick what color their leaves turn in autumn?
3 days ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
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Follow @ZooeySiri (image) Zooey Asks Siri
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Siri, what if every light bulb that goes out is a soul moving on to the next world?
4 days ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
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Follow @ZooeySiri (image) Zooey Asks Siri
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Siri, make a mote: “Boobs are kind of weird, you know? They’re like, bags of jiggly tofu under your skin.”
4 days ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
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Thanks to Uproxx, who alerted us to @ZooeySiri’s existence.

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