Zombie Apocalypse: More Face Eating In Pennsylvania

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Because there haven't been any reports in a few weeks, I falsely believed that all this scary zombie nonsense was finally going away. No such luck.

20-year old Richard Cimino Jr. went on quite a spree of madness and destruction last Friday night when he ran his car off the road, broke into a house, was scared off by the homeowners, then broke into another home and, after stripping completely nude, jumped out a second-story window to the great dismay of his bones. He severely injured his arms and legs, but he didn't let that stop him from running out to the street, where he attacked a woman and began chewing on her face and head while "screaming like an animal".

Police caught up to him and a tremendous fight ensued, wherein Cimino attacked them and punched an EMT who was trying to treat him. A stun gun didn't faze him.

If any of this sounds familiar, it's because it's pretty much word-for-word what's been happening all over the country since the first zombie story broke in Miami over Memorial Day weekend. Unfortunately, in most--but by no means all--of the cases, police were able to narrow down the victims' behavioral patterns as being related to the drug "bath salts". Officials aren't positive that Cimino was on drugs, but are awaiting test results because yes he was.

Amanda Crum
Amanda Crum is a writer and artist from Kentucky. She's a fan of Edward Gorey, Hunter S. Thompson, and horror movies. You can follow her on Google:+Amanda Crum

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