Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
What if Gangnam Style was actually a giant rain dance and we’ve brought this on ourselves? #sandy
My internet doesn’t have enough bandwidth to play online games and stream Netflix at the same time. #FirstWorldProblems
CNN is reporting Chris Christie has already eaten his emergency food supply and is now dipping batteries in marinara sauce.
*Most Words With Friends final boards boast at least one swastika formation
Just saw Jennifer Aniston on the cover of “Magazine Cover” magazine.
Why do we humanize hurricanes by giving them human names? It ruins that name forever lets name them after nickelback songs or stds
Leave a McNugget on someone’s bike seat today. Let them deal with it in their own way.
Appalling that neither candidate is even mentioning the OBVIOUS cause of this storm: radioactive Jews.
“Google before you tweet” is the new “think before you speak”
Never trust a person with only one facebook picture.
.@wolfblitzer your name sounds like a dog party can i come or no
Everyone in the path of the hurricane should head to their second or third home to safety #Sandy#RomneyStormTips
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