Everyone who’s ever had kids knows that sometimes a child’s disappointment over not getting the gift they want can be an ugly thing. Children’s Christmas morning frustrations have provided many parents with the opportunity to try and teach their kids a lesson in gratitude and humility.

Sometimes those lessons don’t take, though, and the kids in question wind up becoming spoiled brats. Brats with expensive tastes. And Twitter accounts. And thanks to the work of Jon Hendren, we get to read those hilarious hissy fits in one convenient location: his Twitter feed. Even better, we get to listen to them set to music, as in the video below. Watch, enjoy, and thank God these aren’t your kids.

(Warning: The language is NSFW.)