I’m not sure why this is so perfect, but it is.

You know how deciding what to eat with your significant other is usually one of the hardest things to do, even when you’re both hungry? Yes, you do. It’s a ubiquitous non-argument.

Well, here’s that argument, but with drums instead of words.

[charstarleneTV (Charlene deGuzman) via Patton Oswalt]