Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
It's National Kissing Day, if anyone sees Luke and Leia, tell them to take a cold shower.
The Man Who Unfriended Liberty Valance #worstwesternever
Katie Holmes escaped a marriage to a cold, secretive millionaire in a weird religious cult and you can too, Ann Romney.
Breaking: Alabama pastor holds ‘whites only’ conference, or as they call it in Alabama 'a conference'
dude who announced the Higgs Boson in an unfashionable font knows how women speakers feel when journalists talk about clothes and weight
"Shakespeare sucks" - 16th century hipster
The string fell off the tea bag and I had to take it out with a spoon. #FirstWorldProblems
people who set off fireworks on July 5th have a favorite wrestler.
I’m so lazy, my snooze button just hit me.
At a four way stop, it's obvious that the vehicle bearing the most duct tape goes first.
Dances With Wolf Blitzer #worstwesternever