Nintendo gave us the Wii and now Sega has brought us the Pii.

Yes, that means about what you think it means: there is a video game that uses your pee. Urine. Number one. And if you’re a male in Tokyo anytime soon, you may get to take a shake at the bathroom game if you happen by the right urinal.

News of Sega’s urinal video game, Toylet, has been creeping westward for a little while now, but Game On Gaming has put together one of the better demo videos .

Sigh. Dear Japan: Please don’t change for anybody.