Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Man, I can take my talents to South Beach now. #ObamaCare
John Roberts is the Severus Snape of SCOTUS.
The Supreme Court just ruled that my grandparents have something to complain about at every family event until they die.
Does every pair of Google Glasses come with a free Segway?
While it’s no laughing matter that R Kelly has been rushed to hospital, I can’t help imagining his musical inner monologue.
What a relief. Now i can do my bath salts and not worry about impending face hunger
SCOTUS sounds like an infection that’s transmitted via ball sweat.
Girls who like roller coasters will really find a way to tell you.
irregardless – The process of watering crops with lack of regard.
So wait, is going on man dates constitutional or not?
Don’t call me pussy foot ~ Camels, probably.
BREAKING: In 8-1 decision, #SCOTUS rules that the final season of Battlestar Galactica was bullshit. Alito dissents, because he’s a Cylon.