Scott Disick went full-on douche in a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
In a clip that was deleted from last week’s episode, the self -proclaimed Lord dissed both Kourtney’s pubic hair and having sex with her while pregnant. What a class act this guy is turning out to be!
After listening to Khloe talk about her landscaping plans, Disick mentions his disbelief that the mother of his three children “was nice enough to landscape herself for a photo shoot but would never do that for [his] own purposes” (dude apparently didn’t get the memo that a woman’s pubes are for her own purposes).
Disick was apparently still a little touchy over Kourtney’s nude, pregnant photo shoot with Brian Bowen Smith. Disick wasn’t too happy with the idea of his longtime partner doing the shoot with untrimmed pubic hair and hounded Kourtney to trim it.
“When her stomach is hanging over things, I don’t think she gets how unkept her lawn can get,” he said. “I think she forgets hair still grows downstairs.”
It turns out Kourtney is OK with the idea of shaving her pubes but needed help. After all, shaving down there when one is heavily pregnant is a big challenge.
But it’s a challenge Disick is willing to take on.
“If I have to get my hands dirty I will,” was his response.
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And since they’re on the subject of awkward things you should not be discussing about your sister, Khloe also asked Disick if it was awkward to have sex with the pregnant Kourtney.
The KUWTK hanger-on waxed poetic and described it as “real bad” before striving to give a better description.
“It’s kind of just like a boat that capsizes,” Disick explained. “You know, you just tip it over and hope she doesn’t fall off the bed. It’s bad. It’s real bad.”
Wow.