Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
You just know that in the general, when Obama sings Al Green, Romney will come back strong with some Pat Boone...
If you're wondering how Mad Men ends, it's with Don Draper at a GOP debate in the present denying he ever asked Betty for an open marriage.
Why do I have this creepy feeling that SOPA is going to suddenly lurch up and try to choke us one last time?
I wish I had the confidence to be seen in white pants... I barely have the confidence to be seen in white skin.
Fun game! Figure out your landlord name. Take your first and last names and then add "Stupid Idiot" on the front.
Pizza is like sex. When it's good, it's great. When it's bad, I beat up a chef.
I need to hear Mitt Romney sing the first line of "Use Me" by Bill Withers before I decide if he's a worthy nominee.
When is it going to be my turn to be George Clooney’s girlfriend?
Women, if you want to be taken seriously you really need to stop fucking Newt Gingrich.
Just saw clip of Pres Obama singing Al Green. Randy thought it was pitchy, jLo and Steven loved it. He’s going to Hollywood!