Michele Bachmann Tastes Defeat, Declares She’s Full Now

The Republican presidential candidates brought their appetites to Iowa last night and the people’s diner served up some heaping morsels of democracy. While Rick Perry liked the taste of defeat a...
Michele Bachmann Tastes Defeat, Declares She’s Full Now
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  • The Republican presidential candidates brought their appetites to Iowa last night and the people’s diner served up some heaping morsels of democracy. While Rick Perry liked the taste of defeat and is going back for a Texas-sized scoop of seconds, Michele Bachmann however has asked the waiter for her bill.

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    Yup. After a paltry showing at the Iowa caucus yesterday, the first casualty of the Republican primaries is Michele Bachmann. If only we’d barely knew ye.

    Instead, you gave the world a plethora of source material that supplied endless jokes. In this respect, your presidential campaign was a roaring success. Bachmann Turner Overdriver. “The Queen of Rage.” The odd Wonder Woman component to an increasingly weird Republican-inspired Elseworlds version of The Justice League. The self-applied Iron Lady (although I doubt you know that’s not a reference to the Iron Man movies). Comedians will surely miss your contribution to the reality show circus that is the electoral process of deciding the President of the United States. And so, as a parting gift, like a lost bouquet dropped upon the shore to be swept out to see by the spring tide, I present to you some of the more amusing tweets reacting to Bachmann’s exit. Enjoy.

    I’m halfway to a joke involving Bachman-Turner Overdrive and driving over Michele Bachmann, but can’t quite nail it.(image) 17 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

    Michele Bachman pledges to continue running for president as head of the new Psycho Eyes party. Steve Buschemi is her running mate.(image) 14 hours ago via Mobile Web · powered by @socialditto

    Uh oh. M Bachman needs to regroup w god. His miracle didn’t seem to happen. Now what?!?!?!(image) 16 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® · powered by @socialditto

    Michele Bachman Announces Candidacy For A Fox News Show.(image) 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Watching Michele Bachman suspend her campaign! I will never understand y Ppl who despise Gvmnt and think its the problem wanna b n Gvnmt!(image) 1 hour ago via WhoSay · powered by @socialditto

    Michelle Bachman has suspended her presidential campaign. Ive got to tell you, her campaign was regressing faster than Lebron James hairline(image) 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    Michelle Bachman was dropped from the race last night. Now she can retire to a quiet life of being terrified by the weather.(image) 53 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Michele Bachmann decides to end her Presidential Campaign after GOP voters decide it for her.(image) 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Bachmann joins Herman Cain on the next edition of “Dancing With the Stars”. Or did I dream that?(image) 17 minutes ago via Proxlet · powered by @socialditto

    Can’t wait to see the porn parody version of the Iowa caucus.(image) 45 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

    Oh darn, Michele Bachmann won’t have access to NUCLEAR WEAPONS.(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    Bachmann: “I didn’t tell you what I knew to be false.” I believe that.(image) 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Michele Bachmann is done. We’ll miss you, Marcus Bachmann http://t.co/e6MonI0b(image) 1 hour ago via SocialFlow · powered by @socialditto

    MICHELE BACHMANN DROP OUT OF RACE! NOW SHE GOT MORE TIME TO HATE HUSBAND AND NO ALLOW HIM LEGALLY MARRY SOMEONE HE LOVE!(image) 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

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