Megan Fox, who has long been an object of lust for young males everywhere, apparently had her baby last month and just…forgot to tell everyone.

Actually Fox said on her Facebook page that she and hubs Brian Austin Green have been taking time to rest at home without all that media scrutiny, which inevitably comes with a new baby, the suggestion of a “baby bump”, the rumor of a “baby bump”, or speculation that a “baby bump” could happen in the near or distant future.

We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do, Fox wrote on Facebook. I gave birth to our son Noah Shannon Green on September 27th. He is healthy, happy, and perfect.

Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes. May God bless you and your families abundantly.