Kim Kardashian: Kanye Appearance Confirmed for Season Seven

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s relationship will be televised. However, those hoping to see the two celebrities get their TV-MA on are going to be more than a little disappointed. Although West will probably appear at some during over the course of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”, there’s a very slim chance that he’ll get down and dirty with his latest squeeze in front of the cameras.

“I’m not going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking Champagne or on a sex swing [on camera] like Khloé and Lamar do. It’s not going to be like that,” Kim explained. If that’s going to be the case, then what’s the point of tuning in?

What viewers can hope for is seeing West consume mass quantities with the Kardashian clan. Because, you know, watching Kim and Kanye cram food into their gaping maws while discussing stuff that matters to absolutely no one is what people want to see. Maybe Kanye will throw one of his infamous expletive-laden tantrums. One can only hope, right?

In other Kardashian-flavored news, Kris Jenner has been pushing her daughter Khloe to get a DNA test to prove once and for all who her father really is. In the book, Kris describes her sexual encounters in vivid details, including one wild tryst with a young producer. Because, you know, that’s what every kid wants to read in the press and see in bookstores.

The seventh season of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” airs on May 20th.