Kate Upton and her now-infamous “Cat Daddy” dance have been igniting inextinguishable fires in the heads, hearts, and pants of Internet users all week. Calling the whole ordeal a scandal, however, is kind of an insult to, you know, actual scandals, but since that seems to be the terminology everyone’s using right now, we’ll just stick with that for the sake of continuity.
If you’re not into curvy supermodels who spend their free time during photo shoots engaging in provocative dance routines, then there’s a very strong chance you haven’t seen the latest jiggle-fest from the girl who makes eating overloaded hamburgers looks sickeningly erotic. Professional photographer Terry Richardson talked Upton into letting him film her performing the “Cat Daddy”, a dance that I’m painfully unfamiliar with. That’s what I get for listening to music that would get me laughed out of most night clubs.
Upton, wearing a very skimpy bikini, proceeds to perform said routine in all its glory, prompting the folks over at YouTube to pull the plug on the video. Was she naked? Nope. Was she engaging in simulated sex? Not even close. Did she experience a nipple slip? Not that I could tell. However, that didn’t stop the moderators at the popular website from removing the clip due to community guidelines. Outrage promptly ensued.
“With the massive volume of videos on our site, sometimes we make the wrong call,” a YouTube spokesperson told The Daily Beast. “When it’s brought to our attention that a video has been removed mistakenly, we act quickly to reinstate it.”
So rest easy, perverts. Kate Upton and her crazy little “Cat Daddy” dance are now back on YouTube. The clip in question has been embedded below for those of you who don’t have anything better to do than watch half-naked girls shake their moneymakers online. You’re welcome. Twitter reactions are down there, as well.
If employers lose 0.8 hours of work per day to fantasy team management, how much time are they losing to the Kate Upton “cat daddy” video?
Shouldn’t Kate Upton have been doing all this press last month when The Three Stooges came out? (KJ)
OK I CAN’T STOP WATCHING KATE UPTON DOING THE CAT DADDY
yep, kate upton can cat daddy on me. all the time anytime.