Kanye West thinks he knows fashion. If you happen to frequent areas that are heavily traveled by the musician, don’t be overwhelmingly surprised when you find yourself a target for the rapper’s harsh fashion criticisms. Apparently he doesn’t have a problem speaking his mind when it comes to a wide variety of topics, including the clothes you decided to wear that day. Since West has recently started his own clothing line, I suppose he fancies himself a master in this department.

While driving through New York City recently, West took to Twitter to offer up some real-time advice for the poorly-dressed schlubs that happened across his field of vision. Although the tweets are kind of fun in a egotistical kind of way — after all, we’ve all been guilty of cracking on someone’s wardrobe at some point in our lives — you’d think that West would have better things to do with his free time.

This begs the question: Was West driving while using his phone? Probably not. When someone like West says “driving”, they generally mean “being carted around the city in an expensive car with an unpaid driver behind the wheel.”

In the span of five blocks, West encountered nearly a dozen issues, and those were the ones he felt the need to share with the world. One can only speculate exactly how many individuals insulted the rapper’s tender fashion sensibilities. I’m sorry, Kanye. I wish that all of us on the planet could be as dapper and well-dressed as you.

Interested in reading these impossibly important tweets Kayne shared with his legion of rabid followers? You can find them below, as well as a few choice tweets regarding West’s raging ego. Given his recent problems with his own leather pants, this rant couldn’t have been more timely.