On the one night a year it’s totally acceptable to get toilet-hugging wasted and kiss strangers (hopefully not in that order), it’s only fitting that MTV would tap members of the Jersey Shore crew to host a bangin’ party.

JWoww and Snooki will be co-hosts with Jeff Dye for the annual New Year’s Eve bash thrown by the former music-channel and will be joined by some big-name acts to keep everyone entertained while we wait for the big ball to drop in Times Square, including Ke$ha, Ne-Yo, and Rita Ora.

“New Year’s Eve is the one night of the year where everyone leaves their inhibitions at the door and comes together in a sweaty, drunken, dance-fueled orgy of bliss,” said Ke$ha.

The Jersey Shore stars and best friends will also be celebrating the upcoming premiere of their spinoff show, “Snooki & JWoww”, so let’s hope Snooki’s got a babysitter planned for the wee hours, because she’ll be ready to party.

“I hope they have a leopard bedazzled microphone for this co-host, I’m so excited to ring in 2013 with Jenni and Jeff, so look out Times Square!” she said.

Of course, not everyone is so excited.