And then there were three, except one decided to voice her opinion and leave on her own, so then there were two. (That's just math.)
Tuesday night's episode of The Bachelor was quite an exciting episode.
What seemed to start out as a wonderful one-on-one went horribly wrong.
It all started with the fantasy suite overnight between Juan Pablo Galavis and Andi Dorfman.
Going in Andi said, "If this is a relationship that you think is serious, and I do, then I would definitely like to do this," but something happened in the fantasy suite that turned Andi WAY off.
"Waking up this morning I could not wait to get out of the fantasy suite. The fantasy suite turned into a nightmare. I saw a side to him that I didn't really like. The whole night was a disaster," explained Andi.
Apparently during their alone time together, Juan Pablo "name dropped," spent a little too much time talking about himself and made a huge faux pas - he bragged about his alone time with another contestant, Clare Crawley. Andi responded the only way a woman could, saying Juan Pablo's discussion of his overnight with Clare was "inappropriate...[it] blew my mind that he thought that was OK to talk about."
But Andi didn't stop there. She called Juan Pablo "offensive" and said he had "no filter."
It's no surprise that after such a horrendous night with the bachelor Andi decided it was high time she left the competition. She decided to break the news to Juan Pablo the morning of the rose ceremony. He responded "OK" and then Andi told him like it was.
"I left behind family and friends and a job and I missed weddings...when you say it's OK, that's not OK," Andi said. And the lawyer didn't stop there. She asked him why he didn't actually try to get to know her and ask her about important issues. You know, things you might want to cover before deciding to spend the rest of your life with a person. Or at least make some sort of commitment to.
Andi still wasn't done sharing what a jerk Juan Pablo had been to her. She said he told her she only made it to the Top 3 "by default." To which Juan Pablo responded that he didn't even know what "default" meant. "It's not in my vocabulary." He continued to put his foot in his mouth by saying, "You barely made it here."
I mean, who wouldn't fall in love with this guy?
In the limo ride Andi continued by saying, "He doesn't see it. It's not a language barrier thing."
It may not be cool to say, but Andi, you go girl!
I couldn't be happier @AndiDorfman said EVERYTHING America thinks! Best moments ever. Juan Pablo is so self centered&he has no IDEA...
— Kristen Alderson (@krisalderson) February 26, 2014
Just caught up with the Bachelor & now I hate Juan Pablo :/
— rach (@RacheelBusch) February 27, 2014
After last night I think we can agree that even Joffrey Baratheon would be a better bachelor than Juan Pablo http://t.co/4ZJQ57RBPq
— Betches Love This (@betchesluvthis) February 26, 2014
Of course, none of this seemed to bother Juan Pablo, because according to him that argument was going to be her ticket home. "She's a lawyer. I'm not going to argue with a lawyer. Honestly, putting words in my mouth it just killed it right there," Juan Pablo explained.
— Sharleen Joynt (@sharleenjoynt) February 26, 2014
Good night all! I leave you with some words of wisdom... Always remember... Eeees okay
— Andi Dorfman (@AndiDorfman) February 26, 2014
Image via Juan Pablo Galavis, Twitter.