Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
Michael Turner’s DUI is realistic, but nobody finds the speeding charge very credible.
Congrats kids! Your generation now has its own Macarena #GangnamStyle
I’m having such a good hair day. No one even knows. #MuslimRage
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will never be subjected to your stupid bumper sticker again.
This Shaun White incident is a reminder that moderation must be observed when consuming Mountain Dew Code Red.
Romney’s right. 47% of me is pret-ty fucking lazy.
Mitt Romney’s campaign is so dead the Mormons just baptized it #romneyencore
Bought a pair of jeans from that new Enthusiasm Gap at the mall. They’re just meh.
Does anyone else find it ironic that people are willing to waste 3 days in line for iPhone 5 — a product intended to improve productivity?
I bet the hardest thing about dating after you’ve been married a long time is remembering you’re supposed to hold in your farts.
You lose your nephew at the airport but you can’t yell his name because it’s JIHAD. #muslimrage
There is so much sexual tension going on right now between new Twitter and Facebook.
Coffee should be embarrassed by how little it helps me get through the day.