Facebook’s IPO Deserves A “Thank You” Song

What better way to thank Mark Zuckerberg for all that he has brought us than with song, and a YouTube video to accompany it? Who cares about privacy issues when you can connect with people you might o...
Facebook’s IPO Deserves A “Thank You” Song
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What better way to thank Mark Zuckerberg for all that he has brought us than with song, and a YouTube video to accompany it? Who cares about privacy issues when you can connect with people you might otherwise not connect with? Well, thanks to the efforts of Deborah Torres Patel, Gianluca Verrengia, and Jeffery Anaba, we now have such a work of art.

The trio collaborated to give a heartfelt thanks to Facebook for “bringin’ to me the world community. Yeah…” The lyrics, which they were nice enough to list on their YouTube page, are enough to make Facebook haters retch in disgust. That being said, if you’re a fan of all that Facebook offers, this song is for you:


Just in case you missed that, here are the lyrics:

Facebook — (I wanna thank you)
I wanna thank you
For bring-in’ to me
My friends and family

Facebook — (I wanna thank you)
I wanna thank you
For bringin’ to me
the world community – yeah…

Everyday – you lift me up
When you notify me
Makin’ the news – when I share
What’s goin’ on with me

Play a game, app or chat
And “Comment” when I please
Stay in the loop or in a group
and “Like” what I see — hey yeah

Facebook — (I wanna thank you)
I wanna thank you
For bring-in’ to me
My friends and family

Facebook — (I wanna thank you)
I wanna thank you
For bringin’ to me
the world community — yeah…

Holidays and my birthday
People blessin’ me
Night and day — any way
Got friends supportin’ me

Show Photos of who we know
and what makes us happy
I’m Taggin’ you — You’re Taggin’ me
And we’re makin’ history — yeah…

Facebook — (I wanna thank you)
I wanna thank you
For bring-in’ to me
My friends and family — yeah…

Facebook — (I wanna thank you)
I wanna thank you
For bringin’ to me
the world community — yeah…

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you —
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you —
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you —
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you —

Login – Facebook – it’s free and will always be
Connect with friends faster — wherever they may be
Facebook — thanks for all the things you do
For the speed and ease in which I can connect with the crew
Always staying cool

Facebook — you know you Rule

That’s why I wanna thank you

Facebook — (I wanna thank you)
I wanna thank you
For bring-in’ to me
My friends and family

Facebook — (I wanna thank you)
I wanna thank you
For bringin’ to me
the world community — yeah…

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you —
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you —
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you —
Facebook!

So many good things you bring my way
I’m so grateful Facebook that’s why I wanna say
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you
Facebook!

If I’m not mistaken, the goal of this song was to give thanks to Facebook, although, I could be wrong. It should be noted that Twitter didn’t miss out on this song, either, although, opinions differ:

Heartfelt music video about Facebook more embarrassing than your friends’ status updates. http://t.co/tnqveS9L
8 minutes ago via Tweet Button · powered by @socialditto
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This ‘Thank You, Facebook’ video is probably the best thing to come out of today’s IPO. WATCH: http://t.co/UeuUn2uI
23 minutes ago via Sprout Social · powered by @socialditto
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here is the worst song ever about Facebook’s IPO. http://t.co/VPJM8xxY
5 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto
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Just wow. This ‘Thank You, Facebook’ video is the best thing to come out of the IPO: http://t.co/gtgIKaU8 #facebookIPO
1 hour ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto
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And then there’s this little tidbit:

Mark Zuckerberg found a way to pay nothing for income taxes. A nice thank you to his country. A true patriot. http://t.co/Gxa9bk3g #facebook
1 day ago via Tweet Button · powered by @socialditto
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Make of that what you will. So? How many stocks have you purchased so far?

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