Maybe if one reality TV supermodel magnate can’t break the Internet with her bare butt, two lesbians that keep tabloid magazines in business can.

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have unveiled come potential picks for Christmas cards that they want to mail out. “This is the time of year where you have to order your holiday cards,” DeGeneres said on Monday’s episode of her show. “As you know, Portia and I started working on our holiday cards…”

Last week Ellen had unveiled an initial card draft, which poked fun at the couple’s tabloid presence, particularly the rumor of them having kids.

The card read “Silent Night” on the outside, and when opened, showed Ellen and Portia sipping wine, with the caption, “… because we don’t have any kids.”

But this week, Ellen went for broke.

Here’s a holiday wish from me and Portia to you. pic.twitter.com/Ag1Xpn3zOg

— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 18, 2014

The picture was inspired by, and obviously Photoshopped from, Kim Kardashian’s now-ubiquitous bare-butt photo featured in Paper Magazine. The photo was part of a set that set out to “break the Internet.”

DeGeneres’s holiday cards are part of a program that donates money to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital and the Humane Society. Her take on the Kim K pic joins several other spoofs going around on the Interwebs.

Yaaaas BETCH!!!#BreakTheInternet pic.twitter.com/V2k0LpiKnT

— brit (@britsusxrauhl) November 18, 2014

Please RT this forever. #breaktheinternet pic.twitter.com/BK8bIjqQhO

— Kristen (@CastAwayKristen) November 13, 2014

I finally saw the #KimKardashian pic. I get it now. #BreakTheInternet #KanyeWest #KardashianButt pic.twitter.com/aijvYffkXE

— Nerd Shiz (@DustyCosplay) November 15, 2014