@rainnwilson
RainnWilsonI heard Newt Gingrich bought beautiful Tiffany cuff links for all the GOP nominees. 2 hours ago via txt · powered by @socialditto

@mryanwilkes
Matthew Wilkes@ClayTravisBGID Vince Young tried to throw a temper tantrum after tonight game….but it was intercepted. 14 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® · powered by @socialditto

@JordyHamrick
JordanKenyans run fast because all of the other countries are trying to tickle them. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@MarylandMudflap
Scotty L.I wonder how many times a year the night janitor at Madame Tussaud’s kisses the wax Angelina Jolie on the lips. Probably a lot. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@DRUNKHULK
DRUNK HULKBET SANTA FREAK OUT WHEN HE GET NEW LIST FROM THAT CRAIG KID! 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@DobbyWrnsHryPtr
DirtyHippyNickelback is so talented. 45 minutes ago via Favstar.FM · powered by @socialditto

@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeThe guy in front of me at the ATM is doing multiple transactions #FirstWorldProblems 1 hour ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

@JennyJohnsonHi5
Jenny JohnsonMy greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is being read aloud. 1 hour ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

@JimGaffigan
Jim GaffiganI wish it was gain weight “for” the holidays instead of “during” the holidays. 16 minutes ago via WhoSay · powered by @socialditto

@meganamram
Megan Amram“Location, Location, Location” – Jan Brady, Realtor 51 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@hipstermermaid
braden graeberClicking the ‘Report Spam’ button was the closest I got to a feeling of accomplishment today. 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@jasonmustian
Jason Mustian Dear Santa: Lumps of coal are environmentally unfriendly. May I suggest a “Previously Viewed” Last Airbender DVD from Blockbuster instead? 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@FreedomReeves
FreedomDonald Trump is moderating the next GOP debate? I’m starting to think that these debates are planned by SNL writers. 31 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@PeytonsHead
Peyton’s Head#TNF Vince Young just bent over to untie his shoes in the locker room and threw out his back. It was intercepted. 14 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@Eric_Bader
Eric BaderEvery Lady Gaga song sounds like the coked out club remix of some early Madonna single. 4 days ago via Favstar.FM · powered by @socialditto

@YouGotBieberd_
Zoe&Kathy ♥#BestAlbumEver – Under the Mistletoe by Justin Bieber. 54 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® · powered by @socialditto

@someecards
someecardsI’m glad Newt Gingrich’s surge gives him the opportunity to be despised by a whole new generation. http://t.co/vnQrX2bH 2 hours ago via Tweet Button · powered by @socialditto

@StephenAtHome
Stephen ColbertNewt Gingrich and Donald Trump are going to sit down for a face to face. Hope they got a big room. That’s a lot of face. 13 hours ago via SocialOomph · powered by @socialditto