Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
“Maybe the dingo ate your Navy.” – tagline from the new SyFy original movie, Dingosaurus
Flying can be scary. No wonder birds are always shitting themselves.
WARNING: DO NOT click links to “Nude Snooki Pics”, it takes you to nude Snooki pics.
Happy Birthday, Anne Frank. My sister used to have all of your unicorn stickers and stationary.
We should pay teachers more and professional athletes less, because kids don’t look up to poor people.
Wow, my Twitter feed has turned into classifieds for MacBook Airs 🙂
New #Siri may be smarter, but is it fluent in over 6 million forms of communication and available in a snooty British accent?
i bet even jail is sick of lindsay lohan
You say those are leaked nude photos of Snooki, but I’m pretty sure they’re bootleg screengrabs of “Prometheus.”
Nothing ruins my day faster than hearing that your iPhone ringtone is the same as my iPhone alarm clock ringtone.
That John Malkovich Siri commercial is way cooler if you pretend he murdered Zooey Deschanel and stole her phone.
If a pair of JNCO Jeans & Everclear’s Greatest Hits CD had a baby, that baby would be Seth Green.
