Courtney Stodden, the well-endowed 17-year old who married 51-year old actor Doug Hutchison last year, isn’t getting her own reality show as has been rumored for a while now. Instead, she’s going on the VH1 show “Couples Therapy”, which is hosted by Dr. Jenn Berman and features other celebrity couples with strained relationships. Hundreds of people everywhere are…completely not shocked at all.

Apparently, the marriage is tense because of the enormous age difference and because of the attention Courtney receives on a daily basis. Of course, when you publish photo shoots of yourself wearing hardly anything and playing tennis in lucite stripper heels, no one’s going to turn off their computer monitor and run away screaming while gouging their eyes out. Perhaps they didn’t think of that.

For those of you who just can’t get enough of Courtney, check out her Peta video, complete with teased, overprocessed hair, frosted lipstick, and massive amounts of cleavage.