You can add Apple co-founder Steve Jobs to the list of dead people that could possibly be alive because they’ve been spotted but are also totally not alive (except in the hearts of fans, of course).
Like Biggie, Tupac, Elvis,
and Wilford Brimley, Jobs, reportedly deceased since 2011, has been sighted in a foreign country.
You have to admit – the proof here is virtually impregnable.
Steve Jobs or not, you have to feel bad for that caretaker, who is clearly sick of this shit.