The so-called “Buxom Bandit“, a busty woman intent on scoring some extra cash, struck a gas station in Australia yesterday with her assets on full display.
The woman may have made off with some dough, but she didn’t do much to quell the stereotype that women with superior mammary glands are ditzy. Not only did she not bother to conceal her face–which was totally captured on camera–she wore a glove on the hand that held her weapon but grabbed money from the till with bare fingers, meaning she probably left prints everywhere.
The thief was dropped off at the store by an accomplice and proceeded to threaten the clerk with the knife.
If when she’s caught, there’s no doubt she’ll be in big trouble, although if she wears that black top again she may get some clemency.
OK, you had me at ‘Buxom Bandit.’ I’m rating this story TV-14. http://t.co/2MF7J9Iu
Nah, not one guy saw her face, trust me | Buxom bandit’s blunders in shop raid sure to get her busted – The Sun – http://t.co/i0YUibKD