Forbes has released their top earners on TV for the year, and taking the number one slot is Ashton Kutcher, who earned around $24 million between May of last year and the same month this year after signing on to “Two And A Half Men” after Charlie Sheen left.

Hugh Laurie and Ray Romano take the next spots, with Alec Baldwin and Mark Harmon rounding out the top 5.

So, to recap, Ashton Kutcher can swim in his money like Scrooge McDuck and is dating the Sexiest Woman Alive. Happy Thursday!