Ann Coulter is adding another item to her résumé — vice-president. As in Vice-President of the United States.

A statement like that is kind of a Rorschach test. Half of you can breathe easy. Ann Coulter is not running for anything. She has been tapped to play the vice-president in the latest installment of SyFy ridiculousness that is Sharknado.

Sharknado 3 will have Ann Coulter as vice-president to Mark Cuban’s president. In this latest round, the storm starts out in Washington, DC before moving on down to Florida.

Cuban has already confirmed his own involvement in the film with a quick answer to Fox Sports.

“I’m doing it,” Cuban told the network recently. “Why not? It’ll be fun.”

Ann Coulter and Cuban join other guest stars like Bo Derek, Jerry Springer, Chris Kirkpatrick from ‘N Sync, and pro wrestler Chris Jericho.

Sharknado staples Tara Reid and Ian Ziering, who play April and Fin, are of course back on board.

Bo Derek will play April’s mother, May. I’m not making this up.

Jerry Springer plays a nutjob tourist. Chris Kirkpatrick plays a pool lifeguard. Chris Jericho plays a roller-coaster ride operator.

Anthony C. Ferrante, who has directed all the Sharknado installments, will return to direct the newest one.

While the entire film series is a hallmark of outrageousness on the very face of it, casting Ann Coulter as the vice-president has set off a wave of taunting and jokes in social media circles.

Wonder who's going to guard Azkaban prison while Ann Coulter is away filming Sharknado 3.

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 2, 2015

People are joking that Ann Coulter will play a shark in the new Sharknado but that's absurd. She has far too many rows of teeth.

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 2, 2015

I will watch 'Sharknado 3' just to see Ann Coulter killed off. http://t.co/9QiJLDiuzc

— Sleepyhead Goof™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) March 3, 2015

How long into the movie before Ann Coulter blames the Sharknado on Muslims?

— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) March 2, 2015

Breaking: Ann Coulter agrees to play the VP in the new Sharknado after confirming "Cuban" is just Mark's last name.

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 2, 2015

Just remember when you hate-watch SHARKNADO 3, you are paying Ann Coulter.

— Russ Fischer (@russfischer) March 2, 2015