Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Anderson Cooper admits that he’s 97% chalk.
The Drake/ Chris Brown thing is too weak to be called a “beef.” Should be called a “tofurkey.”
Can’t wait to be insanely passionate about gymnastics for 2 weeks and then forget all about it for another 4 years.
“I thought The Full Monty was better” – Hipster chicks after watching Magic Mike
CNN is reporting that every person on Twitter is making the same joke about CNN reporting that Anderson Cooper is straight.
Anderson Cooper announced he’s gay. Don’t worry ladies, you still have a shot at Lou Dobbs.
My PC took so long to boot, I forgot why I turned it on in the first place. #FirstWorldProblems
I’m starting to regret my office fun suggestion for Harmonica Mondays.
BBQ Sauce is just ketchup wearing a cowboy hat.
Vintage, retro and antique are code words for expensive old piece of shit.
If dogs could vote, our president would probably be peanut butter.
BREAKING: Wolf Blitzer not really a wolf.