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The Atlanta Braves, National Coffee Day, and Sing-alongs

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The Atlanta Braves, National Coffee Day, and Sing-alongs
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today is National Coffee Day, so coffee is big on Twitter. People also have a lot of material when it comes to the Red Sox and Braves and their epic fails from last night.

Enjoy!

Even LeBron James thinks the Boston Red Sox and Atlanta Braves choked. 17 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

I like my coffee like I like my women: helping me poop. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Things people used to say while drunk off their ass at 3 AM they now say on Twitter while perfectly sober. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

If singing along to a song in your car looked as cool as it felt, no one would ever not get laid. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

It’s funny how we all just accepted the song ‘Black Velvet’ as if it actually made any fucking sense. 4 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

Candy really is the best pickup line for little boys. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I just made a sandwich, and the piece of bread on top is smaller. #firstworldproblems 5 hours ago via twitterfeed · powered by @socialditto

New book reveals Walter Payton was a depressed, suicidal drug user after he retired. Current Bears fans say they can relate. 6 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

Happy National Coffee Day! I like my men like I like my coffee, held tightly between my thighs while I’m driving. 10 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Congratulations to the Atlanta Braves on having their epic collapse overshadowed by the Red Sox’s. http://t.co/uatXSOl8 #RedSox 5 hours ago via Tweet Button · powered by @socialditto

My girlfriend got in a car accident and it’s been really hard on her, being in a wheelchair and all. Plus, I’m sure being dumped sucks. 7 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

The Atlanta Braves, National Coffee Day, and Sing-alongs
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