Taylor Swift Can Be Adequately Replaced by a Motion-Activated Paper Towel Dispenser

    February 28, 2013
    Josh Wolford

First, we learned that you could just throw a screaming goat into Taylor Swift’s “I Knew You Were Trouble” and everything would work out just fine. Now, we learn that you don’t even have to use a living creature to produce the same effect.

[via reddit]


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