All Posts Tagged Tag: ‘jokes’

Clorox Washes ‘Racist’ Bleach Joke

Clorox has become the latest in a long line of companies to say something dumb on Twitter. It won’t be the last. Looking to piggyback on all the chatter surrounding the new Apple emojis, which made their debut earlier this week, Clorox sent out a tweet with an image of a Clorox bottle composed entirely of existing emojis. “New emojis …

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Cop Pulls People Over, Hands Out $100 in Positive Prank

If there’s a better way to ruin someone’s day and then turn it 180 degrees in a matter of seconds, I can’t think of it. Imagine being pulled over on your way to work. Let’s be fair, you probably don’t have to imagine it. Most of us, at some point in our lives, have seen the flashing lights and felt …

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George Clooney Pulls Pants Prank on Matt Damon

One thing we love about George Clooney and Matt Damon is their history of playing pranks on each other. During an episode of The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, Damon revealed an elaborate prank Clooney played on him while filming The Monuments Men together. Damon became concerned when his pants became tighter despite working out, but as it turns out, …

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Wife Gets Drunk, Tells Corny Joke About Two Tortillas; Man Animates Said Joke. Hilarity Ensues.

A rope walks into a bar, and he sits down and orders a drink. Bartender walks over, annoyed, and says “hey, we don’t serve your kind in here.” The rope, confused, leaves the bar. The next day he comes back, sits down, and orders a drunk. Once again the bartender tells him to get out, and that his kind isn’t …

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Well Played, Netflix. Well Played.

There are plenty of circumstances in which you may find yourself perturbed with Netflix. Maybe one of their apps is screwing up, or maybe the stream quality on Breaking Bad won’t regulate to full HD and you’re 100% sure that it’s not just your internet connection. Maybe Netflix just removed a movie that you wanted to watch, but put off …

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Guy Fakes Mexican Accent for an Entire College Semester, Wins Troll Points

I think I took Speech 101 back in college. You probably did too. It’s the kind of class that’s required by many majors at most universities – the kind of class that you probably bemoan waking up for every morning, but ends up being a fairly easy credit at the end of the day. I don’t know, maybe my Speech …

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Twitter Jokes About Blowing Up Airports: Now OK in the U.K.

If you’re traveling around the U.K. and something pisses you off so much that you jokingly tweeting that you’re going to blow an airport “sky high” – have no fear. That’s because there is now precedent for the legality of your statements. A 28-year-old Northern Ireland man has won an appeal and had a prior conviction overturned by the High …

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Twitter: British Tourists Arrested After Making Twitter Jokes

It’s time for another entry in “Be careful what you say on social media.” This week’s entry comes from the U.K. where two British tourists were arrested for jokingly tweeting that they were going to “destroy America” and “dig up Marilyn Monroe” according to the Daily Mail. Leigh Van Bryan and Emily Bunting were handcuffed and kept under armed guard …

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