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Bieber May Sue Guests for Tweeting About Party Happenings
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If you ever happen to get an invite to one of Justin Bieber’s house parties (you won’t, but you can keep on reading), just make sure you don’t tweet about it or post any photos to Instagram. If you do, …

How Many Times Did They Say TV During The Xbox One Unveiling?

Some would argue that yesterday’s Xbox One reveal was a little underwhelming. Some thought it was pretty great. Either way, you can’t deny that Microsoft may have emphasized one part of its conference a little too much. YouTube user Darkbeatdk …

This Nutshot Compilation Will Make You Feel Better About Whatever Crap You’re Going Through Today

You stare at the clock. It hasn’t moved in minutes. You’re starting to get a headache, and you remember that your dog chewed up your favorite pair of shoes last night. It’s only Tuesday and you’re ready for the week …

Australian Politician Tricked Into Liking Photo of Teen’s Nuts on Facebook

An Australian politician fell victim to a photo prank on Facebook that resulted in “liking” a picture of a 16-year-old boy’s testicles. Peter Collier has since apologized, claiming that the photo looked innocent enough to him when he liked it …

Portland Police Brake for Ducks, Even in Hot Pursuit
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This may be the most intense police pursuit you’ve ever seen. Traffic Officer Mark James of the Portland Police Bureau caught a car doing 52 in a 35, endangering the lives of every motorist on the road. Hot on the …

Nick Offerman Is Back Reading Mindless Celeb Tweets
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One of the funniest minutes on late night is back for its 9th installment, and we couldn’t be happier. Ladies and gentlemen, I present Nick Offerman from Parks and Recreations reading tweets from young female celebrities. In this episode, TV’s …

Here’s Your First Look at the New ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway’
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WLIIA fans, rejoice! The CW has just unveiled the first promo clip for the new season of the classic improv show, which is slated to kick off this summer. The CW revival of the series, which started in the late …

Kentucky Man’s Overnight Grocery Party Involved Beer, Steaks, Birthday Cake, and 57 Cans of Whipped Cream

Kentucky Kicks Ass. Seriously. It’s full of history, horses, mountains, rolling hills, great food, better bourbon, beautiful women, and we gave you George Clooney. But here in Kentucky, we also produced Trevor Runyon, whose overnight grocery party for one would …

Why Are These News Anchors Holding A Satellite Interview In The Same Parking Lot?
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CNN has become somewhat of an Internet joke the past few weeks with its botched coverage of the Boston bombings and subsequent manhunt. That story is mostly behind us, though, and CNN can now work on delivering news without something …

The Walking Dead Gets a Bad Lip Reading

The latest installment of the always superb Bad Lip Reading takes on AMC’s hit zombie series The Walking Dead. Er…walkers, not zombies. Anyway, it proves something I’ve been saying all along. This show would be so much better if the …

PBS Avengers Assemble to Watch the World Learn

There’s a lot of crap television out there, but I’m sure you know that. Hell, you probably watch some of it. I know I’m guilty. But there’s always room for the good stuff. The stuff that opens our eyes to …

Crappy Stock Photography Gets the Anthem It Deserves

In my job and many jobs like it, stock photography is one of those necessary evils. Sure, the images are corny and contrived, but sometimes you just gotta use them. Often, we will spend time browsing stock photo services, simply …

The Matrix, as Told by Some Dude’s Mom Who Closed Her Eyes Through Half the Movie

Man, I love The Matrix. Remember when Leo and his girlfriend go to the computer whatever to rescue Moshimo? Ah man, that part was classic. “My mom hadn’t seen (or heard of) the Wachowski’s classic sci-fi film The Matrix. We …

Wife Gets Drunk, Tells Corny Joke About Two Tortillas; Man Animates Said Joke. Hilarity Ensues.
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A rope walks into a bar, and he sits down and orders a drink. Bartender walks over, annoyed, and says “hey, we don’t serve your kind in here.” The rope, confused, leaves the bar. The next day he comes back, …

Dove Real Beauty Parody Proves Men Need a Similar Confidence Boost

Dove’s Campaign for Real Beauty worldwide marketing campaign is nearly a decade old, and in that time the company has spent millions on telling women that their natural beauty is just that – real beauty. Their latest viral campaign with …

What If Your Friends Had Pet Personalities? [VIDEO]

Spoiler alert: If your friends acted like your pets, the one that acted like a dog would be loving, affectionate, well-meaning, but ultimately annoying. And the one that acted like a cat, well, he’d be a jerk. Because cats are …

Sorority Girl Email Author Resigns

Last week Gawker published an email from an executive board member of the Delta Gamma sorority at the University of Maryland. The ‘deranged sorority letter,’ as it became known, was meant to whip chapter members into shape when it came …

Bill Clinton Is Really Doing Twitter Now. For Real. Bill Clinton Is Really Doing Twitter Now. For Real.
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42nd President of the United States Bill Clinton appears to be using Twitter at his own behest. As you may remember, earlier this month Stephen Colbert kind of sort of forced the former president to join Twitter. At a Clinton …

NASA Drew a Penis on Mars or We’re All Just Really Immature

Either NASA’s Opportunity Mars rover left a deliberate, and truly amazing mark on the red planet – or we’re all just programmed by the internet to see the wiener in everything. As you may have expected, the clever minds on …

AP Twitter Hack Gets The NMA Treatment

Though Tuesday’s hack of the AP’s Twitter account that sent U.S. markets into a freefall is no laughing matter, our favorite Taiwanese animators over at NMA do their best to make it entertaining. According to NMA’s take on the event, …

Here’s an Epic Song Full of Inane Celebrity Tweets

Sometimes, 140 characters can be used to express something important, thought-provoking, or otherwise newsworthy. And sometimes not, as evidenced by the bulk of the musings coming from a handful of celebrities’ Twitter accounts. YouTuber Shane Dawson penned this epic tribute …