With Bonnaroo kicking off tomorrow, it’s important to remind you exactly what you’re paying for:

Standing in long lines, waiting to be molested by security, having your drugs stolen, paying too much for food, and standing in a field – only to miss your favorite band because your other favorite band is playing at the exact same time on a stage all the way across the festival.

Also, good times, camaraderie, and stories that will last you a lifetime. Ok, I’m not going to Bonnaroo. I’m just bitter.

[CollegeHumor]