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Punk Band Films Porn on Westboro Baptist Church Lawn

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(UPDATE: VICE just recently did an interview with the leader singer.)

You might be familiar with the friendly people over at the Westboro Baptist Church.

Well, California punk band Get Shot! filmed a porn film of their bass player masturbating on the front lawn of the Westboro Baptist Church. Get Shot! dubs itself as “the sleaziest punk band in the world”, and is the “first band ever to start a porn site.”

“The Phelps family and Westboro Baptist Church are ridiculous and do nothing except spread hate and cause controversy,” Laura Lush said in a press release. “As a bisexual woman and the bass player of a ridiculous punk band, I wanted to spread my legs and cause controversy.”

While taking a detour driving to a concert in Denver, Get Shot! stopped by the Topeka, Kansas headquarters of the Westboro Baptist Church, whipped out their camera, and started filming the Westboro Baptist Finger Bang!!! porno video.

In the video, Lush undresses herself on a clean cut green grassy lawn, sits down on her robe, and proceeds with the two finger taco tango (or in other words, masturbate.)

You can find the entire video on the band’s free porn site, which according to Get Shot!, has garnered the interest of a Westboro Baptist Church member. It would seem that somebody over at the Westboro Baptist Church was a little bit curious and took their sweet time on the site.

The band has made a promise to head back to the lawn in a few months with an even bigger, badder porno set.

“There was a lot of traffic and we saw a few cops at a coffee shop a few blocks away. We barley had enough gas money and cocaine to make it to Denver for our next concert. Since we can’t afford bail, we had to cut it a little short before the cops got called. If someone will bail us out, we will bring a group of girls and a whole camera crew when we come back in a few months” said J.P. Hunter on the Get Shot! Facebook Page fanpage.

Apparently Fred Phelps, the church’s leader, has a Twitter account?

(Pictures via WikiCommons, Twitter)

Punk Band Films Porn on Westboro Baptist Church Lawn
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  • Hmm

    Our country is so messed up.

    You have Christians who do nothing but hate. Heck, even mainstream Christians don’t follow what Christ said. Christ said to love your neighbor, yet many Christians favor our wars. Christ said to give mercy, but even though we have less than 5% of the world’s population, we have 25% of the world’s prisoners. In the bible belt states like Georgia, 1 in 13 people are in jail, on parole, or on probation and the state profits greatly off their extreme sentencing and 23 prison industrial plants. Christ said to forgive and again, we have to look to our prison system to realize we don’t ever do this. Christ said to seek peace, we say we are peaceful but tell that to the people killed by our drones overseas. Christ said to give compassion, but apparently some people think that God really wants to see people die of AIDS. There are over 30,000 different Christian denomination is America and all are doing what they want. Heck, the Southern Baptists don’t want to just be called Baptists and lose the word Southern. I highly doubt God cares if a person is southern or not. Heck, God isn’t going to care if you are American or not let alone southern.

    We are the most messed up country in the world and we say we follow God and Christ, but the reality is that we do neither. In fact, we make a mockery of everything Christ stood for and we never follow the examples Christ gave us throughout his life. Christ’s life is the ultimate example of how we should treat others!!

    It is simply people — treat others like you would want to be treated. Be merciful, kind, patient, forgiving, peaceful, loving, compassionate. Just ask yourself the fundamental question: would I want to be treated the way I am treating this person? It is that freaking simple.

  • Hmm

    Our country is so messed up.

    You have Christians who do nothing but hate. Heck, even mainstream Christians don’t follow what Christ said. Christ said to love your neighbor, yet many Christians favor our wars. Christ said to give mercy, but even though we have less than 5% of the world’s population, we have 25% of the world’s prisoners. In the bible belt states like Georgia, 1 in 13 people are in jail, on parole, or on probation and the state profits greatly off their extreme sentencing and 23 prison industrial plants. Christ said to forgive and again, we have to look to our prison system to realize we don’t ever do this. Christ said to seek peace, we say we are peaceful but tell that to the people killed by our drones overseas. Christ said to give compassion, but apparently some people think that God really wants to see people die of AIDS. There are over 30,000 different Christian denomination is America and all are doing what they want. Heck, the Southern Baptists don’t want to just be called Baptists and lose the word Southern. I highly doubt God cares if a person is southern or not. Heck, God isn’t going to care if you are American or not let alone southern.

    We are the most messed up country in the world and we say we follow God and Christ, but the reality is that we do neither. In fact, we make a mockery of everything Christ stood for and we never follow the examples Christ gave us throughout his life. Christ’s life is the ultimate example of how we should treat others!!

    It is simply people — treat others like you would want to be treated. Be merciful, kind, patient, forgiving, peaceful, loving, compassionate. Just ask yourself the fundamental question: would I want to be treated the way I am treating this person? It is that freaking simple.

  • Jim

    I personally know this band and there are a few things the singer J.P. apparently has failed to disclose. First, they are not a punk band. They play ’80s hair metal. They have been trying unsuccessfully to book shows in California and have tried every publicity stunt in order to try to get a record deal. They first hoped that getting fat, drunk girls to dance on stage would get them noticed- it didn’t work. They pestered the San Francisco sex worker’s alliance to play their event so they could be associated with sex. That was also unsuccessful. Their last female bassist quit when she realized as the only female, they expected her to live up to their wannabe-rock star antics of getting laid. Their new bassist is “try-sexual”, as in she tries out making out with women in front of men at concerts and parties so that guys think she is “hot.” Then they opened their free “porn site” full of photos of their female drunk friends who couldn’t get hired due to their out-of-shape physiques and lack of modeling experience. None of these women are paid and only receive free alcohol during these “photo shoots.” The new female bassist decided she wasn’t getting enough attention being “try-sexual” so J.P. convinced her she might get noticed by people if she “masturbated” in front of the Westboro Baptist Church. In reality, this was not a risky endeavor. There were no cops across the street or security guards or church members watching, contrary to J.P.’s “press release” that he wrote from his bedroom. No one was around which is why they were not at any risk of being jailed. Laura (the bassist) spent 5 minutes attempting to look like she was really into the prospect of touching her pasty white body in front of J.P. and the other creepy members of the band. Then they ran off like children having just pulled a prank in school. It was not a porn they shot. J.P.’s website is not a “porn site.” The series of awkward pictures of Suicide Girls rejects isn’t enough to get a rise out of the biggest sex predators around. J.P. has attempted to build a “sleazy” image for the band since no one in California liked their music or went to their shows. He also claims he is a bounty hunter for a living, yet works no more than 2 days every few months, receiving financial assistance from his parents, which is why he has the time to dream up publicity stunt after publicity stunt in an attempt to get noticed. This man has repeatedly creeped out women by touching them inappropriately without their consent, which I have witnessed. He likes to claim he does cocaine, including on his “porn page” by saying, “…because we can’t sell cocaine,” to explain why he started a “porn” site. In actuality, he does not do cocaine at all and is morally against people using drugs, having harrassed and kicked out a former band member for his occasional drug use. J.P. is desperate for attention and this time is pulling out all the stops to try again to get notoriety for being a “player” and surrounding himself with other attention-hungry, drunk females. However this sad ploy for attention will still not assist them in getting a record deal which people have told him on his Facebook account, but he is adamant this stunt is “The One.” People in California are very tired of his antics and trying to force people to hear his band’s terrible music, for example, by posting it in the background of the try-sexual, untalented bass player’s creepy Pee Wee Herman-esque video. The California punk community all hopes he stops claiming his band is “punk” since it brings a bad name to the community.

  • Christ

    this band sucks and so does religion

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