Podcasts, Lindsay Lohan, and Cyber Monday
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
RT if you are excited for Christmas! Or if you have robbed the Shell station on 43 maple street in the last 2-3 hours!
Hey pumpkins, looks like it’s back to just being weird orange gourds.
Chris Brown’s publicist finally figured out his Twitter password
If you were the owner of your Facebook status updates, you would own your Facebook status updates.
‘Peter Frampton just tweeted about Cyber Monday’ is a sentence nobody could have predicted.
Who will play Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor in her posthumous biopic next year?
Lindsay Lohan just ruined a Legacy, not Elizabeth Taylor’s — she drove into a parked Subaru. #lizanddick
“All I want for Christmas is ewe.” – sheep fucker
To Chris Brown’s credit, he hasn’t hit any women in like months.
My dad should get 10% commission from my therapist.
Shout out to those on Facebook who copied and pasted a worthless legal disclaimer to protect all that original and valuable stuff you share.
Today on our podcast: the host of a different podcast.