Kardashian Christmas Card Confounds Internet

By: Amanda Crum - December 2, 2013

The Kardashians have been releasing an annual Christmas card for all of us to admire, ponder, and make fun of for several years in a row now. The photo for 2013 might be the best one of the bunch, however, as it is complete with a scattering of half-mannequin bodies and a lot of neon. The jury is still out on whether or not it’s as good/weird as the video for “Bound 2″, but it’s got to be up there. It’s noteworthy (or is it?) that Bruce Jenner and little Mason are the only males included in the shot, as Scott Disick, Kanye, Lamar Odom, and Rob Kardashian are nowhere to be found. Also…Bruce is in a tube. I’m just gonna let that sink in for a minute.

The photo was shot by renowned celebrity photographer David LaChapelle and is considerably more squirm-inducing than last year’s card, even though it featured Kim’s dead cat (pre-death, of course).

Image: David LaChapelle/E!


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  • Really

    The Kardashians really think highly of themselves. They are also delusional. I fail to see any connection to Christmas in this card.

    I do see references to money, glamour and sex.

    If you want to sum up all that is wrong in America without writing a word, send this card.