Let's face it. Apple is going to to continue to come out with a few new products every year, and you're just going to buy them. You're not going to ask questions. You're just going to buy them. You're going to open up your sweaty wallets and fork over your hard-earned cash for whatever new iDevice that Tim Cook forces down your gullet. That's just what's going to happen.
And you're going to like it. You're going to like it so much that you'd be willing to buy an iPhone that's bigger than your head. Don't lie, you know this is true.*
Jimmy Kimmel, who has a knack for showing just how gullible the average human can be, went out on the street and convinced people that an iPad Mini is actually the new iPhone. And it was hilarious.
Apple needs to hire that last guy, by the way. That's a future spokesperson if I've ever seen one.
* I own an iPhone 5.
Image via Jimmy Kimmel Live, YouTube