Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
To honor the anniversary of his death, Hologram Tupac Shakur will be refereeing the Bears-Packers on #TNF
When you're gutting a hipster you want to cut around, not through, the pretentious gland or else it will spoil the meat.
Siri just told me she thinks the iPhone 5 looks too thin.
You can get a sneak preview of the Entourage movie by watching a YouTube video of a Doberman taking a shit.
Has a murder victim ever been found on a chalkboard?
"I just want my literature explained to me in shorter pamphlet form." -Cliff
Sally Struthers was arrested for drunk driving. For the price of 500 cups of coffee you can help pay her DUI ticket.
#NameRomneysPlaneContest Out Source One
If I had a penny every time someone tweeted about the iPhone 5 I would almost be able to afford it.
The Chinese Justice System is in real trouble once criminals realize you just push inward to release the fingercuffs.
Sally Struthers arrested for DUI. If she gives up JUST ONE VODKA A DAY, she can feed an African child for 7 months.
Facebook is probably the best thing to happen to guys who like hold up fish in photographs.