Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today the Twitterverse was buzzing about the f8 conference and Mark Zuckerberg's announced changes to Facebook. We also learn an interesting stat about the satellite heading towards Earth and see how a call about "family matters" can be interpreted in multiple ways.
My mom texted me "we need to discuss some family matters."
She either saw the episode where Urkel turned into Stefan or she found my weed.
There's another episode of the GOP debate? Haven't they canceled that show yet?
I'd like to thank guys flexing in their Facebook pictures for making this comedy thing very easy for me.
If I hear an adult call their dad "daddy" I assume he or she had lots of sex with him growing up.
If you're wondering, there's just a 1 in 21 trillion chance any satellite debris will hit that Flo lady from the Progressive commercials.
Hurricane Hillary? This will be the first time she's blown anything in 30 years.
America would be so much better if our leaders were half as inspiring as our Levi's commercials.
#f8 is getting really emotional.